How Bad is the Economy

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama admisistration aren't paying their taxes.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

Motel Six won't leave the light on.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.