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- About Tom
After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had
to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend...'
Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'
Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, .You haven't
said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?.
Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
When it went off, I shut off my alarm,
Gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:
'Fishing or Sex?'
And she said:....... 'Wear sun-block.'